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  After Spurlock   -   NICE Craig of Farrington, cut 10
 
[I wrote the lyrics in 1988 for a Minnesota lady who took my proffered heart and as quickly returned it.  Lots of people have recognized it as their story as well.  The tune I chose to use is Bristol Renaissance Faire's 'end-of-the-day' song, "Bring on the Starlight," by Jerry Spurlock ... hence the title.  CMB]
 
 
       An ancient oak, lush and shady
       Since the year fifteen-eight-and-eighty
       Knows a bittersweet story
       Of passion and glory
       Of a minstrel who loved a lady:
              Lyric verse in full moonlight ...
              ('Twas a fairytale so right!)
              But happ'ly e'er afters aren't always meant to be;
 
       Beautiful, young, in their prime,
       They'd been sharing fond looks, words, and time;
       With gifts he would shower
       Her, use all his power,
       Romance her with song and with rhyme,
              Fanning flames soon to smother ...
              (She was bound to another)
              But basked in the glow ... far too high she let it climb!
 
       She had been charmed by his art,
       But he, dreaming she'd caught Cupid's dart
       Tried to reach out and hold her;
       With suit ever bolder
       He practic'lly tore her apart!
              When he woke to discover
              He would ne'er be her lover,
              He tried to forget ... but the fool had lost his heart!
 
       Fantasy's come to an end:
       (Oh, each swore to be the other's friend)
       She'd wear what he gave her,
       He'd cherish her favor,
       But could he ... he'd do't all again!
              He would "Bring on the Starlight"
              (Make everything end right)
              In sweet dreams, the mem'ries still flow!
                     What a fair time was their time!
                     (A 'Dreamtime to Share' time)
                     Yes, the Faire time was a fine time to know!
                     Yes, the Faire time is a fine time to know!
 

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  Delightful Devorah
                   and Sinful Saiid   -   NAUGHTY Craig of Farrington, cut 23
 
[In 1987, I was fortunate enough to find and purchase an Arabian ud ... the classical instrument of Syria and a direct precursor of the lute.  A Twin Cities musician friend who played the instrument professionally, Robby Pearson, helped me write a melody I could learn to play and use on the street during Middle Eastern weekends at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival.  Robby's stage character called himself Yassir; his partner in the group they called Oasis, dumbek player Jim Greeney, referred to himself as Saiid; his then girlfriend, Bonnie, one of the group's belly dancers, was Devorah.  CMB]
 
 
       Of the millions of stories that have come from the past,
       The number forgotten is exceedingly vast,
       But the tale that I'll tell you you'll cherish indeed:
       Of Delightful Devorah and Sinful Saiid ...
 
            CHORUS:  Delightful Devorah and Sinful Saiid.
 
       In a small caravansarai lived a merchant, Yassir;
       As a breeder of camels, he stood without peer,
       And of all his possessions, he cherished the most
       Delightful Devorah, his daughter, his boast!
 
       Yassir had Devorah, twelve sons and ten wives.
       Raising camels afforded them all very good lives,
       But the herd now refused with the old stud to breed:
       For a new one he must bargain with Sinful Saiid ...
 
            CHORUS:  For a new stud he must bargain with Sinful Saiid.
 
       "I must have Young Ali," said Yassir. "This I swear:
       You may pick of my jewels; I've precious and rare!"
       "Diamonds, emeralds, and rubies?  I haven't the need!
       I choose your daughter!"  said Sinful Saiid ...
 
            CHORUS:  "I choose your daughter!" said Sinful Saiid.
 
       "A vow before Allah, Yassir, you have made!
       With a night with Devorah your debt shall be paid!
       You may have Young Ali, all your camels to breed,
       While I breed your daughter," said Sinful Saiid ...
 
            CHORUS:  "While I breed your daughter," said Sinful Saiid.
 
       "Let her go to the garden tonight, without fail;
       From behind she'll receive me, I'll lift her blue veil!"
       With the dastardly plan Yassir sadly agreed,
       But he'd thought up some mischief for Sinful Saiid ...
 
            CHORUS:  He'd thought up some mischief for Sinful Saiid.
 
       A blue veil on its back, a young camel, on leash
       Yassir led to the garden, while Saiid smoked hashish,
       And Devorah kept dancing, and trying to impede
       All the lustful advances of Sinful Saiid ...
 
            CHORUS:  All the lustful advances of Sinful Saiid.
 
       "Now I go to the garden," said Delightful Devorah,
       "To the depths of the darkness, to the fragrance of Flora,
       Give Ali to my father; all your dreams I'll exceed!
       I'm awaiting your entry, O Sinful Saiid!"
 
            CHORUS:  "I'm awaiting your entry, O Sinful Saiid!"
      
       Saiid followed after, but the darkness was deep;
       Toward the veil in the flowers he slowly did creep,
       And he clos-ed his eyes, and he lifted the veil ... ... ...
       And a camel got kissed slightly under its tail.
 
       "You have sinned with a camel!" cried Devorah in fright;
       "By the laws of Mohammed you're unclean in my sight!"
       Yassir rose, in anger, his voice reached the heights:
       "You shall not see my daughter for a thousand-and-one-nights!"
 
            CHORUS:  "You shall not see my daughter for A Thousand-and-One Nights!"
 

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  Fantasy   -   NICE Craig of Farrington, cut 8
 
[I was one lonely man when I wrote this one ... raising my son alone ... living in a farmhouse in rural Iowa.  I had lots of time to practice, and to write, and to pour over photos kind people had taken (and gifted me with) of The Minstrel posing with Ladies of the Faires.  Each and every one was 'mine.'  CMB]
 
 
       Beautiful and very, very young:
       Often to my body you have clung in a
       Fantasy ...
       (You and me)
       You're a part
       Of my heart.
 
              INSTRUMENTAL FANTASY
 
       Though I'm not the man you're dreamin' of,
       Know that every night we're makin' love in a
       Fantasy ...
       (You and me)
       You're a part
       Of my heart.
 
              INSTRUMENTAL FANTASY
 
       Though you're livin' with another man,
       And I'll never have you, still I can in a
       Fantasy ...
       (You and me)
       You're a part
       Of my heart.
 

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  Graehling   -   Blue Upon Blue Upon Blue, cut 10
 
[This was a popular song on the streets of The Minnesota Renaissance Festival in the late '80's ... it was my attempt to write a song in the Renaissance style, which was at once bawdy and unintelligible to my young son, Steven, who was wont to laugh along anyway.  Master Graehling Bates was the name my friend Kim Swanson had adopted for his MRF character.  These days I more often sing it for my friend, Raven, a pewter smith at Bristol Renaissance Festival, who shares an interest in 'cherry picking.'  CMB]
 
 
       Graehling travels where he may,
       Picking cherries on the way:
              Young and sweet ...
              (What a treat!)
       Fast devours what he's found:
       Red and luscious ... ripe and round ...
              Off he'll ride!
              (Satisfied.)
 
              CHORUS:  Graehling is my friend, you see:
                                  Saves his 'cherry pits' for me;
                                  Long I savor the 'bouquet'
                                  After Graehling's on his way.
 
       Graehling knows his way about!
       Strong the wall that keeps him out!
              Thick or thin,
              He'll get in!
       He collects the tend'rest fruit,
       But is loathe to share the loot:
              Eats today
              All he may.
 
              CHORUS
 
       Small, delicious stones divine,
       Ripe for making cherry wine:
              Once abused ...
              Well reused!
       Late from limbs which Graehling spread,
       Fruity 'spirits' fill my head;
              Flavors fine
              Now are mine!
 
              CHORUS
 

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   Hymn to Venus   -   Blue Upon Blue Upon Blue, cut 20
 
[This one came to me while my son and I were living in a little house next to the railroad crossing in Waco, Nebraska, while he was still in high school.  With the exception of my lute, The Night Sky had become my primary passion, so I wrote the song for the star ... for the planet ... for The Goddess, who, in many ways, served as 'my lady' during the mid-nineties.  The chant (a collection of goddess names) was borrowed from a recording by Charlie Murphy, and inspired me to compose the 'sun chant' below.  CMB]
 
 
       Don't know very much about you ...
              Can only guess at your name;
                            Pure beauty is what I see ...
              Puts all the others to shame!
                     Soon you'll go ...
                     Yes, I know.
       You'll return, I never doubt you,
       But, without you,
              The night is never the same
                            'Til you come again ...
 
       Though, dreaming, I've often seen us
              Lost in eachothers' embrace,
                            I know that can never be.
              How could I enter your 'space'
                     High above,
                     T'show my Love?
       When the whole world comes between us,
       Lovely Venus,
              How should I worship 'Your Grace'
                            'Til you come again?
 
              GODDESS CHANT:   Venus, Astarte, Diana, Hecate,
                                                           Aphrodite, Ishtar ... Inanna!
 
                                                    Isis, Jana, Cybele, Kali-Ma,
                                                           Parvati, Mylitta ... Inanna
 
 
       This breathtaking girl ... is she you,
              Come down from Heaven above
       To brighten these darkest days,
              Eternal Goddess of Love?
                     How divine
                     Were she mine!
       Such beauty could only be you!
       Now I see you,
              And here I worship 'Your Grace'
                            'Til you come again!
 

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  Keno Blues   -   The Minstrels of Mayhem NOW, cut 5 - www.minstrelsofmayhem.com
 
[While living in Waco NE, I became friends with Pam, Tony and the gang at Hunter's Lounge, where gambling is legal in a game called Keno.  The lyrics were inspired by several regular players, who shall remain unnamed.  The same emotions apply to 'The Game of Love,' don't they?  M.O.M.'s Jerry Barry always liked the song, so I offered it as one of my contributions to the album.  CMB] 
 
 
       I know I won't win ... why do I play?
 
       What I risk I lose ... it's always that way!
 
       We all win sometimes ... that's what they say.
 
       I'm through with this game!  At least for today.
 

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   King Henry's Desire   -   NAUGHTY Craig of Farrington, cut 15
 
[I re-worked a song from one of Ed McCurdy's Dalliance albums, which he had borrowed from Wit and Mirth - Pleasant and Divertive - Pills to Purge Melancholy, a compilation by Thomas d'Urfey, published in the 1760s in London.  I decided to learn it, hoping it would please King Henry the Only, the long-time monarch of The Minnesota Renaissance Festival.  It did.  CMB]
 
 
       Go through the Faire,
       Search everywhere!
              King Henry must have his desire:
       "A girl that is sweet,"
       But can do well the feat
              When lusty young blood is on fire.
 
       Let her body be tall,
       Her waist be small,
              And her age?  "Just above eighteen!"
       Let her care for no bed:
       For her monarch, she'll spread
              Her mantle upon the green!
 
       Let her have ruby lips,
       Probing fingertips,
              Silken hair all tied up in a bow,
       With the curls Henry loves
       So that ... "What hangs above
              Looks the same as what's growing below."
 
       Let her face be fair,
       Her shoulders be bare,
              And her voice have a silvery tone!
       Let her belly be soft,
       But, to mount him aloft,
              "She'd better have buttocks of stone!"
 

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  Knowin' You   -   NICE Craig of Farrington, cut 2
 
[The words and music came to me during my lonely time, while I was living in a farmhouse in rural Nebraska.  It wasn't written for anyone in particular, but it has become a favorite request by brides and grooms; I've sung it at several weddings.  CMB]
 
 
       Knowin' you
       Knowin' you will always
              Love me;
              Love me the way you do
                     Today;
                     Today brings those things that yesterday
                            Was missing;
                            Was missing a good woman who'd love me in spite of
                                   Me;
                                   Me hoping you'll always be
                                          Lovin' me lovin' you lovin' you
                                          Lovin' me. 
 

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  Martha   -   NICE Craig of Farrington, cut 9
 
[It was written specifically for Martha Williams, my first post-divorce girlfriend.  I told her it would give her immortality.  CMB]
 
 
       Gentle, flowing Martha:
       Locks of silk in waves
       Envelop me tonight!
 
       Satin your touch
       Giving and receiving;
       Me sharing all the beauty in your soul,
       Lovely lady mine!
 
              Now hold me
              Now enfold me
              Now say you might spend the night loving, Martha!
              (Gentle lady ... )
 

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  'pausa fermata'   -   The Minstrels of Mayhem NOW, cut 11 - www.minstrelsofmayhem.com
 
[When fiddler Malcolm Smith died unexpectedly in the autumn of 1996, I had just finished composing the 'sun chant' below.  My good friend's short life and sudden death seemed so poignantly to reflect the classic myth of the "solar hero" that I felt driven to fashion lyrics to fit the chant melody.  Should you search for the song on the album, you'll find it in the form of two simple music symbols:  a whole rest with a fermata above it, which, to me, also seem to display a grave beneath a setting sun.  CMB]
 
       How like The Sun!  Dance Muses
       Good new is
              Come at last!  Now gift with joy
              Your golden boy;
 
       Comely and mild, ecstatic,
       Dramatic,
              Musical, 'ware of the past,
              Eyes upward cast;
 
                     Live in his heart, Love!
                     Beauty, surround him in all things!
                     Graces, impart your favors --
                     Fuse passion to his strings!
 
       Borne by desire tunes linger;
       Skilled fingers
              Flesh and fire now writhe in pain,
              Now dance again.
 
                     Jam!  Join the aura
                     Bass, guitar, dulcimer, drum, lute;
                     Lauda Cantiga ...
                     Violin, cello, harp and flute!
 
       How like The Sun!  In mid-flight,
       Beyond bright,
              Suddenly, plead as we may,
              All colors gray.
              He's slipped away ...
 
       Malcolm, pausa fermata!
       We've got our
              Memories:  Your winsome style,
              Your boyish smile ...
              Friend, rest awhile!

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  'sun chant'   -   Blue Upon Blue Upon Blue, cut 18
 
[As civilization expanded from Egypt and the Indus Valley -- northward and westward -- the names various societies chose to assign to their father gods (whose glorious attributes are so consistently reminiscent of our daystar) slowly, almost imperceptibly changed.  Note the similarities between the appellations I have chosen for this chant.  Upon this melody I also imposed lyrics for my tribute to my friend, fiddler Malcolm Smith.  See 'pausa fermata' above.  When searching for the title on the album, look for a symbol:  a circle with a dot in the center, the astrological symbol for The Sun.  CMB]
 
 
       Aton, Adon, Atunis, Adonis, Adonai,
              Odin, Wotan, Donar, Danaan!
 
       Dyauspita, Zeuspater, Tiw Vater, Jupiter,
              Deus Pater, Great Sky Father!
 
       Aton, Adon, Atunis, Adonis, Adonai,
              Odin, Wotan, Donar, Danaan,
                     Sol, Lord, "The One!"
 

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  The time I first did woo her   -   NAUGHTY Craig of Farrington, cut 3
 
[Another song I re-worked from d'Urfey, I call this one "a lusty song of love for lovers."  Many a willing gentleman has acted out the lyrics as he has musically wooed his beloved, with the help of this naughty street minstrel and his lute.  Few have kept their composure through the third verse.  CMB]
 
 
       The time I first did woo her, I did at distance stand;
       Advancing to undo her, I gently took her hand,
       And gently raised it higher (with pish and much ado)
       My lips still creeping nigher ... and then I kissed it too.
 
       Advancing more to try her, with Love's enchanting grace,
       I drew myself more nigh her, and gently touched her face,
       I set it all on fire (with pish and much ado)
       My lips still creeping nigher ... and then I kissed it too.
 
       Completely to undo her, I clasped her in my arms,
       And gently whispered to her, "Reveal to me your charms!"
       Her hems she hoisted higher, and, kneeling by her shoe,
       My lips still creeping nigher ... at last I kissed "it" ... too.
 

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  Why do you call?   -   Blue Upon Blue Upon Blue, cut 11
 
[I don't know where this one came from.  Sometimes I just have to stand back and wonder.  CMB]
 
 
       "I'll be in the garden."
       I went to see if you were.
       Someone said they saw you
       Leavin', kissin' the gard'ner:
              Why do you call at all?
 
       "Can't go out tonight,
       I'm not well, and my car is sick!"
       Someone said they saw you
       Dancin' with your mechanic:
              Why do you call at all?
 
              You always call 't say what you're doin' now;
              Someone, somehow, knows who you're doin' now.
 
       "Meet me at the circus!"
       You were nowhere to be found.
       Someone said they saw you
       Leavin' and kissin' some clown:
              Why do you ...
              Why do you ...
              Why do you call at all?

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  Mary Mac   -   Blue Upon Blue Upon Blue, cut 4
 
[Now almost an integral part of The Queen's Feast at Bristol Renaissance Faire, I learned it from a recording by The Dust Rhinos, entitled Helter Celtic, which was given to me by my old friend, Eireanne McKee (Fyne Art), who heard them perform at the Winnipeg Folk Festival in the early nineties.  Of course, I made a few changes to the words, to make it mine.  It's another old Scotsman's folksong.  CMB]
 
 
       Well, I know a little girl ... her name is Mary Mac,
       Now make no mistake - she's a girl I can attract!
       There're lots of other fellas tryin' to get up on 'er track,
       But I'm thinkin' that they'll have t' get up early!
 
       CHORUS:   Mary Mac's father's makin' Mary Mac marry me;
                            My father's makin' me marry Mary Mac;
                            I've got t' marry Mary, 'f I wan' Mary to take care o' me;
                            We'll all be makin' merry when I marry Mary Mac!
 
       Well, this little lass, she's got a lot o' class,
       She's got a lot o' brass, 'er father thinks that I'm a gas!
       An' I'd be a silly ass, if I let the matter pass.
       'Er father thinks I suit 'er rather fairly!
 
       CHORUS
 
       Well, Mary an' 'er mother go 'n awful lot together.
       In fact, you rarely ever see th' one without the other
       An' there's lots o' people wonder if it's Mary, or her mother,
       Or th' two o' them together that I'm courtin'.
 
       CHORUS
 
       We'll marry on a Monday, when everything's arranged;
       We're lookin' for a place; our final list, it might be changed,
       And we're makin' all arrangements, just about th' range:
       Marriage is an awful undertakin'!
 
       CHORUS
 
       It will be a grand affair!  (Grander than th' Faire!)
       With a coach an' a horseman for everyone that's there,
       An' we'll dine on th' finest fare; I'm sure to get my share!
       An' if you doubt, you surely are mistaken!
 
       CHORUS           "Wanna try it fast?"     "No ... "
 
       CHORUS - Presto!

 

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  The Swimming Lady   -   NAUGHTY Craig of Farrington, cut 8
 
[An SCA lady I met at the 2001 Louisiana Renaissance Festival (a great fan of the bawdy song) earnestly requested that I include these lyrics on the page.  It's another of the songs Thomas d'Urfey published in London in his 1760 collection Wit and Mirth - Pleasant and Divertive - Pills to Purge Melancholy.  CMB]
 
 
       The four-and-twentieth day of May (of all days in the year, sir),
       A virgin lady, fresh and gay, did privately appear, sir.
       Hard by a riverside got she and spied back down the path, sir,
       And feeling sure she was secure, got ready for her bath, sir.
 
       With glitt'ring, glancing, jealous eyes, she shyly looked about her
       To see if any lurking spies were hidden to find her out, sir,
       And feeling well-resolved that none could see her nakedness, sir,
       She pulled her robes off, one by one, and did herself underss, sir.
 
       Full nude into the stream she slipped; she looked like Venus glass, sir.
       The fishes from all quarters flipped to see so fair a lass, sir (an ass, sir).
       Each fish did with himself a man, about her all were drawn, sir,      
       And at the sight of her began to spread about their spawn, sir.
 
       A lad, who long her love had been, but could obtain no grace, sir,
       Through all her prying lay, unseen, within a secret place, sir.
       Who had often been repulsed, when he had tried to woo her,
       Pulled off all his clothes, and, furiously, did run and leap into her.
 
       She squeaked, she cried, and deep she dived, but she soon came up again, sir.
       They made it o'er upon the shore, and then ... and then ... and then, sir,
       As Adam and old Eve enjoyed.  (You might guess what I mean, sir.)
       Because she all uncovered lay, he covered her again, sir.
 
       With wat'ring eyes she weeps, she cries, "I'm utterly undone, sir,
       If you will not be wed to me by dawn of morning sun, sir!"
       He answered her:  He would not stir out of her sight till then, sir;
       They both joined hands in wedlock's bands, married, and went to it again, sir.

 

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  Will you buy a fine dog?   -   NAUGHTY Craig of Farrington, cut 4
 
[This is the first piece of true Renaissance music I ever performed as a soloist in concert.  I was doing post-graduate work at The School of Music at The University of Iowa in Iowa City, and had been chosen to sing countertenor with the Collegium Musicum that summer of 1976.  The lutenist's name was Mark Southard, as I recall.  The song (though unsigned) had been included at the end of Sir Thomas Morley's First Book of Ayres, published in 1601.  The group's director assured me that the "With a dildo" refrain is just another type of nonsense singing ... similar to a "Fa la la."  I didn't  believe it then either!  CMB]
 
 
       Will you buy a fine dog?
       With a hole in his head:
              With a dildo,
              With a dildo dildo,
              With a dildo dildo dildo;
 
       Muffs, puffs, ribatos, and fine sister's threads:
              With a dildo,
              With a dildo dildo,
              With a dildo dildo ...
 
       I stand not on points, pins, periwigs, combs, glasses,
       Gloves, garters, girdles, busks for the brisk lasses;
       But I have other dainty, dainty tricks:
       Sleek stones and potting sticks:
              With a dildo dildo dildo,
              Diddle diddle dildo ...
 
       And for a need,
       My pretty pretty pretty pods:
       Amber, civet, and musk cods:
              With a dildo,
              With a diddle diddle dildo,
              With a diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle
              Diddle diddle dildo,
              With a dildo:
              Diddle diddle diddle diddle
              Diddle diddle dildo.
 

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